Season 1: Derek lost his family. Found his dead sister’s half body.
Season 2: Lets make Derek an Alpha but wait a bad one!
Season 3: Lets kill off Derek’s pack! Everybody blames him. Oh and he lost his alpha power too HAHA
Season 4: You know what? No more werewolf power for you, Derek cause your life suck and all. We think you’re better off being human.
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"